Some Joke

Today I was chatting with my colleague. The topic eventually turned towards our college life. He was mentioning about a chemistry lecturer who had "Englishphobia". I found it really funny. Here are some snippets.

In the chemistry lab some guy was supposed to mix some acid with some other. This should be done drop by drop. But our guy tried to pour it at one shot. Lecturer spotted it and the following statement says the rest,

Lecturer : Guy !! Don't POUR !!!! POUR POUr POur Pour pour pou ....!!!! :)

In yet another situation, some guys were disturbing this lecturer's class by making funny sound. Unfortunately the sharp lecturer spotted a particular guy in that group.

Lecturer : Hey you !!Stand up....

A guy in the front bench thought he is being called,

Front Bencher:Sir,me ???

Lecturer : Not 'me' !!!! Behind 'me' !!!! :)

In some other situation he wanted a guy a get out of his class. But poor lecturer,he didn't know how to tell it. So he went out of the class;Stood there;called that guy out.

Lecturer: U stand here !!I go inside !! :)