Hehehe!! Define Love??

Being in India, I had enough theories about love through all these bollywood,kollywood,tollywood,huhh....I am tired...let me put it as *woods. Love sequence is mandatory in every Indian movie without which it will be termed as a documentary and screened only in some film festivals that is conducted by the intellectuals for the intellectuals. Anyway I will discuss about it in some other post. Currently lets focus on the so called divine entity, "Love".

Recently you must have come across an advertisement on TV starring Madhavan and Vidyabalan. They do something cryptic to express their love (Obviously acting!!), to promote Airtel(mobile service provider),whose tag line itself is "Express yourself". For me it is just yet another advertisement. True, they seem to be a good pair but nothing else appeals to my small or non-existent brain.

But one of my friend finds something extraordinary in that advertisement. Let me introduce him as "Lover boy", that is how he is known to many. He is all in smiles whenever he sees that ad. It is so weird to me. I couldn't understand his reactions. When asked, he said he could understand some chemistry that is similar to something that happened in his life..

Me : Hehe Don't lie da!!U flunked in that subject when in school..hahahaha..
Lover boy: Grrr..I am talking about the love chemistry ..
Me : Oh sorry. I flunked in it. So its beyond my understanding.
Lover boy: Ya,you can't understand until you get committed.
Me : Dude !!then there is no chance for me to understand that. You are committed,so can you please define it??
Lover Boy: Its a feeling da..
Me : Oh Ho..Is it similar to the feeling you get when you see Mallika Sherawat or shreya on screen ??
Lover Boy: Idiot !!! Its a feeling form the heart. When you see your girlfriend or when you get a call from her number you feel a jerk in your heart. Some reactions happen in your body. Your heart starts beating really fast;you struggle for words..
Me : Ohhhh yaaaaa!!! Wait wait wait....I clearly understood. Recently scientists have discovered a new disease called "Cardiovascular hemo pulmuno acute deficiency syndrome". I guess you are suffering from this disease. Please meet a good cardiologist. Hahahahhhh!!!

Rest of the conversation,
@###@$$$%%...wait let me explain..you idiot %$$#&&*...no no no...my mistake to consider u as serious **$$#&**#@@@..no past please.. ##@#$%%^##@@..calm down dude... no way %$$###%&&**..that defies logic ha ha...finally bam bush!!!

Though I could not write everything that happened, I would rate it as a good time pass. I know that it is impossible to define love. If it is defined, I am sure that our Indian movie industry's future will be in doldrums.