Getting Hitched !!!

I am hearing quite a lot of banns for the past few days from my friends as well as colleagues. My god !!! What is happening guys???? Is this world gonna end soon or any other exigencies??? Somedays back I blogged on Social Marriages. Is this trend a part of it ??? Today I got a news that my school mate,a girl,is getting married to some UK guy (Note this!!!). I was really shocked. No no no !!! Don't imagine anything. I met her few days back. She didn't tell anything about this. Thats the reason for my shock. With some visceral feelings,I blurted "why u girls are getting married so soon". Then I got to know about one guy,my school mate,tying nuptial knot in a couple of months. Now that gave me a real jerk. Am I lacking something or am I lagging in time,may be back in 1960's that I m unable to understand this culture???We had a discussion on this in our room,

(Please read this to understand the naming conventions of the persons involved)

Zaheer : You know, our college mate xyz is getting married. Groom from US.

Harbhajan was involved in some controversies with that girl while in college.No wonder,he was desolated.

Harbhajan: Guy from US ?? Hmm go-go-good(Oh oh ,Don't cry dude !!)
Zaheer : Also abc is getting married. Groom from US !!!
Parthiv : what !!! she is getting US groom!!!! ( Btw the general consensus indicated that both xyz,abc are below average)

Harbhajan was deep in thoughts. He's been a bit blue after the news of xyz's marriage.

Ganguly : What happen dude ??
Harbhajan (despondently): Even US grooms get such average girls only. How about us? Are we ineligible to live even, the cursed beings !!!!
Ganguly : Wow !!!nice observation. But what you want to do? Get into a relationship !!!Let me tell you, its absolute non-sense .(This guy broke-up recently)

Ishant came running ,

Ishant : no no love is a panacea (this guy got committed recently. So decide which one to take !!!)
Harbhajan: Whatever , I want to see what it is !!
Ishant : Good,All the best !!!
Ganguly : I pity u. You will join my club one day !!

Btw, is it necessary that one should be from US or UK to get married???? There are some guys in my office, well-paid(though not enough to meet the exorbitant requirements of the women they come across!!) still struggling to find their partner. I couldn't comprehend or reason this.

May be we could revolutionize this process of finding a bride or bride-groom. Why can't it just be like getting a job? You send your resume to a guy/girl you like with parameters such as height,weight etc,importantly photograph. If it matches their criteria then probably they will call you for personal interview with several rounds in which you may have to face his/her parents,friends,relatives and if u manage to pass all this then that guy/girl(Final round !!!). Recommendation letters or references can be an added advantage. But a caution, a much hyped company can have a bad working culture and it is a lifetime bond!!!