M$ Slangs !!!

While wandering around the web I found this interesting dictionary called Urban Dictionary. It provides definition for lot of slang words and expressions. I found some interesting definitions related to M$ (infact the definition of "M$" itself). I feel that the number of definitions related to M$ is very less considering the "ability" and "dominance" of that company. So here is my attempt to coin some terms.

1. M$ villain:

You can find this kind of villain in lot of Tamil movies. Entire city will be under his control. He will be goosestepping around the city all the time with numerous goons around him. Everyone in that city should follow his codes and conventions. He never follow any standards but what he follows is made as a standard. If someone works or talks against him,he will be crushed with iron fists.

But one day our super hero Rajnikanth will blow them away with one single push of his finger. Everyone is awaiting his arrival in that city..

2. M$ product:

A product or project that never gets completed in the stipulated time. Consider that you are building a house..

You : When will the house be ready ??

Contractor : Ahhhhhhh hmmmmm Ah,within 2 years...

You : Dude !!!this is what you said two years back. Come on,its like M$ product !!!

Contractor : Oh really !!! Then I will do one thing. I will finish the brick work within 23 months so that you can comfortably stay here.

You : Brick work alone!!!

Contractor : Yeah, interesting, isn't it? You can enjoy natural air. I will fix doors and windows within another two years.

You : Sure ,you are close to gates !!!!!!!!!!!

3. M$ Strategy:

"When you can't beat the best try to partner with the second best and announce yourself as the best. Don't worry about the quality of the product or ethics. You must monopolize and dominate every field."

4. M$ Work :

One who cares only about the presentation (in other words GUI !!)than substance,can be said as doing M$ work.
(ex)
Dude 1: Dude ! This shirt looks bad, change it. Why don't to apply some gel to you hair ???

Dude 2 : Dude ! Why you doing M$ job. I am just going to my class room !!!