What an Idea!!!!

After a long hibernation, the Bangalore administration fellas are awake finally . The hibernators who need to work on traffic conditions are coming up with some ideas to improve the pathetic Bangalore traffic. Hats off guys for your efforts !!!! . But my doubt is, are you guys completely out of hibernation or is this just a sporadic euthermic arousal that shows you are alive ??? No No No , No offense intended. I got bit suspicious by the most innovative idea you have conceived," ALTERNATE DAY RUN ".

Read about it Here . No wonder Mr.Lallu belongs to India, and his excellent administration skills are revered, even by the Harvard MBA'S. You guys are following his footsteps, isn't it ? Hmm, smart !!!
But me too being a fervent believer of Lalluism , this inchoate idea incites me. Breaking rules or exploiting them is always fun !!!! Here are certain ideas to tackle the "HIBERNATORS".

Shift System:

We know about day and night shifts that are followed by most of the companies. Along with those we can introduce odd and even day shifts. If your vehicle is allowed on road that day its your shift. Here is one trick to implement this scheme. Form a cabal of big shots in your company and go whining to your manager about the difficulties involved in using public transport and how it makes you feel tired, thereby affecting the productivity. If you are lucky enough even the manager will join your group and fight for the cause. By this scheme,the advantages are Less work,Less traffic,More fun !!!!

Two Number plates:

I got the inspiration for this idea from a Bond movie (Not sure but surely possible in a bond car). Have two number plates, one odd and another even. A push of a button should load the required number plate depending on whether its a odd day or even day. If brilliant enough you can automate it!!! . This scheme directly challenges the "Hibernators" and their innovative idea. Most importantly, FEEL THE THRILL !!!!. And don't worry even if you get caught. All that "Hibernators" want is a few hundred's which they anyway going to extort from you in spite of your integrity. In fact this scheme reduces the chances of getting caught as in any given day you are driving a vehicle with number that is authorized for that day. By this scheme,the advantages are Less traffic,More thrill !!!!

Superstar scheme:

This "Alternate day Run" rule is not applicable to public transport vehicles. So how about buying an autorickshaw and using it for your personal use !!! Its cheap(Tata nano is cheaper but lets not discuss about it now) and you can also earn money with some trips during free time. There are some tips and tricks that you can follow from Rajnikanth to add to the fun. Play the title song of his movie "Badshaa" so loudly when struck up in traffic or while driving. When people around you start staring at you, try to amuse them by throwing a cigar up and catching it with your mouth. If you fail to catch it,never mind, just get down and start dancing for that song. After parking the auto in any parking lot don't simply get down and walk. Play the background music "Badshaa...Badshaa" and walk in Rajnikanth style. The security personnels will salute you. Trust me,anything from Rajnikanth amuses people.

The best and my favorite trick from Rajnikanth is the way he gets a multimillionaire girlfriend in that movie. I would recommend this scheme for guys who feel bad for not being able to take any girl in their bikes (Me being one among them). The free time trips I mentioned above can be used for that purpose. Even though thats not as close as being in a bike, this can be considered as a first step in your quest for a girlfriend. Try to use the above mentioned tricks from Rajnikanth and amuse them,particularly the dance. They'll eventually fall for you one day. Then take them out in your bike. Sounds cool,isn't it!!!!! The advantage of this scheme are Less traffic,More fun,More fun and if you are lucky enough, A GirlFriend!!!!

Thats all I have for now. If any more schemes to tackle the "Hibernators" please suggest me.

Moral of the story:

I appreciate the fact that the Bangalore administration is thinking of ways to curb the horrendous traffic. But this kind of plans sound silly. Come up with schemes that are more commuter friendly. The public transportation is not good enough. Improve that first before thinking of such schemes. All Companies should discourage the use of private vehicles and introduce buses to pickup and drop their employees. This reduces the traffic drastically.