Transmogrification !!!!

We a bunch of singleton's (No geek meaning attached) living together used to banter on the agony of each other for not having a girlfriend, whenever we find time. The topics usually revolve around how someone else got a girlfriend or why all the "things" we like are committed to others. But there are some exceptional situations in which we digress from the usual topics and begin to focus on a particular guy. When this situation occurs ??? When someone within us spoke with a GIRL !!!! YA.... Any mention of a girl's name will attract a story that will be pinned around the guy who mentioned the name. Now let's call him a transgressor and the rest as victims. Yes, we are the victims of his joy. The story is a medley of all *wood (Sorry,geek meaning attached) failure movies that suits perfectly to the context. Also we spice it up with some songs too.

The real success of the victims is achieved through three steps

1. First they make the transgressor think that something actually happened between him and that girl even though nothing actually happened.
2. Secondly,they elevate him to his imaginary world in which he plays the movie based on the story we pinned around him. Trust me, the flux of expressions on his face gives an ineffable joy to the victims.
3. The ultimate thing is to develop a crush in his heart for that girl. (The girl would have just said "Excuse me" while passing by. But does that matter!!! )

This is not a one day process. The number of days essentially depends upon the target's desperation for a girlfriend :) .

Some days back a guy in our room was showing the photographs taken in his company during some occasion. Let's call him Annan (Don't ask why). In one of the photos there was a girl, really beautiful girl. A guy called Bab(pronounced BOB) in our room got terribly attracted towards that stunning beauty.

BOB :Wow. who's that girl Annan ?
ANNAN : Colleague da,your age only (fixing the target,smart!!!)
BOB : She looks beautiful. See how cultured she is, wearing traditional dress,ethnic looks, wow !!!! She is a perfect example of a family girl in my dreams. Can you introduce to me???

Transmogrification !!!! nOOOOOOO. Rest of us got to the edges of our seats...

ANNAN : Hmm,I don't know her
BOB : Try to introduce yourself and then introduce to me.(Wow !!!what an idea !!)
ANNAN : Hmm,ehh ok Bob. (With a witty smile)

We went to the next photo. In that a guy and that girl were standing together. BobSri frowned.

BOB : Who's that guy ?
ANNAN : Another colleague. Must be friends. You don't worry ( Keeping up the momentum..he he he)
BOB :Oh ya should be. She seems to be social.( bit relieved !!!! )

The next photo. This time there were two guys holding the hands of that girl on either side. Bob got absolutely perplexed.

BOB : What is this (In high pitched voice) !!!!!!!!
ANNAN : Colleagues da. She is very social it seems !!( Same witty smile)
BOB : Err..,ahhh..,Hmm ok

As we progressed through the album it turned out that each and every guy in that company has taken a snap with her !! We cross checked with Annan also about the number of employees. More or less everyone were in those photographs. And surprisingly everyone seemed to be her best friend, pinching her cheeks, friendly hugs. Indeed she is a perfect example of a social being !!!! Meanwhile we never missed to notice the wilting Bob. Poor fellow, being a perfect blend of culture and tradition of a old South Indian family he couldn't digest the photos of his dream girl. Finally,

BOB : Err..,Hmm I recant all my statements about her. SHE IS NOT MY DREAM GIRL !!!

Then he went to sleep. This guy has a weird habit. Whenever he feels bad he goes to sleep.May be with the hope that he can achieve that task, atleast in the dreams, I guess !!

Now someone suddenly noticed that Annan hadn't taken any photo with her. YES, WE FOUND A NEW TARGET !!!!

SIMI: Annnnannnnnnnn, You were the one who was taking all those snaps right ????

As usual we had fun time after that. After all, its a bachelor life. No worries, Just fun !!!!


Disclaimer : I m not attacking any traditions or social culture. Its just meant for fun. I don't mind even if you don't find it funny but please don't bring anything about feminist freedom and their rights!!!I m not the person